These are all things that I would think about before getting down on one knee and popping the question. I present to you:
John's Life Partner Litmus Tests (non-physical appearance-related things only):
1) Must do something creative and interesting with her "free time"... Must not just sit around watching T.V. and reading gossip blogs all day. Bonus points if she can do something I can't do at all (illustrate, dance).
2) Music: Must like at least one or two acts that are kind of strange (Animal Collective, The Flaming Lips, The Unicorns). Might seem unimportant, but I think music taste actually says a lot about a person.
3) Must not think any of the following people are funny: Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Carrot Top, Dat Phan, Ant, Larry the Cable Guy, Rosie O'Donnell.
4) Must enjoy watching bad movies on purpose every once in a while.
5) Must never roll eyes and sigh at "That's what she said" jokes. Must make her own occasionally.
6) Must sometimes enjoy walking around the city doing nothing in particular.
7) Must not sincerely believe that dinosaurs and humans coexisted. Also must not believe that the earth is less than 10,000 years old.
8) Must actually tell me directly when shit is bothering her instead of doing the stupid passive-aggressive things that 99% of all girls do. In general, should hate drama and mind games as much as I do.
9) Must be a geek. Sci-Fi, Fantasy, RPGs, computers, comics, video games -- it doesn't really matter what kind.
10) Must eat like a man.
11) Must kiss my boo-boos to make them all better.
John's Life Partner Litmus Tests (non-physical appearance-related things only):
1) Must do something creative and interesting with her "free time"... Must not just sit around watching T.V. and reading gossip blogs all day. Bonus points if she can do something I can't do at all (illustrate, dance).
2) Music: Must like at least one or two acts that are kind of strange (Animal Collective, The Flaming Lips, The Unicorns). Might seem unimportant, but I think music taste actually says a lot about a person.
3) Must not think any of the following people are funny: Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Carrot Top, Dat Phan, Ant, Larry the Cable Guy, Rosie O'Donnell.
4) Must enjoy watching bad movies on purpose every once in a while.
5) Must never roll eyes and sigh at "That's what she said" jokes. Must make her own occasionally.
6) Must sometimes enjoy walking around the city doing nothing in particular.
7) Must not sincerely believe that dinosaurs and humans coexisted. Also must not believe that the earth is less than 10,000 years old.
8) Must actually tell me directly when shit is bothering her instead of doing the stupid passive-aggressive things that 99% of all girls do. In general, should hate drama and mind games as much as I do.
9) Must be a geek. Sci-Fi, Fantasy, RPGs, computers, comics, video games -- it doesn't really matter what kind.
10) Must eat like a man.
11) Must kiss my boo-boos to make them all better.
2 comments:
when i roll my eyes and sigh at a That's what she said it's usually because i'm annoyed that i didnt think of/say it first.
Yo dude. I didn't know you liked to blahg. I just read all your posts, which really didn't take to long. I tried christina(?)'s, but reading the blog of someone who you dont know... Have i ever met her? Anyways, I feel compelled to start blahgin too, so maybe we can like read eachothers blahgs and that will be way kute. Guess we will see.
Oh yeah, on the topic of this post, i thought this was your best post, with particular emphasis on items 1-7, which i like because they articulate my oppinion. KEEP IT UP AND PUMP UP THE VOLUME.
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